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I wanted to put something profound or representative of who I am and what I'm about... But I'm too lazy. There you go.

queensoybean:

babyhucks:

America: Where dudes can get unlimited boner pills that have no other medical use but women can’t get birth control pills that prevent cancers, regulate periods, help with menstrual cramping, prevent break outs, and help with cysts. 

I think it’s time for a woman’s uprising.


babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY


When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.

Melanie Exler strengthenizer (via strengthenizer)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing


ditchschooleatpizza:

snorlaxatives:

all i want in life is to try one of those candies from jimmy neutron

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confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 


psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

I might as well start picking out my coffin.

psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

I might as well start picking out my coffin.


i-effed-it-all-up:

people on this website need to learn how to correct uneducated people without being complete and total asswipes

like goddamn, some people need to be taught, not torn down


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.

Ralph Waldo Emerson  (via tellmefive)

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people


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